well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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