he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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