Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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