you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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