he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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