# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Someone came in the potted fern
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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