Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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