Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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