I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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