It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
i black out too much to be "responsible"
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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