So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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