Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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