Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i think i have two assholes
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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