It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
where are you?
Hypothermia
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
