Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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