after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
