i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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