my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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