one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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