There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
God I need to hump something, right now.
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