The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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