If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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