Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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