my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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