moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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