I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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