She said her name was "party"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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