I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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