Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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