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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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