1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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