so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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