i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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