quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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