How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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