Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Even my vagina gasped.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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