You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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