ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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