We're facebook friends in real life
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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