awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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