i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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