i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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