Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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