just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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