Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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