Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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