So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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