Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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