like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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