yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
