Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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