There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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